”It is tremendously shocking and unthinkable that a policeman can assault the private parts of an assemblyman.”

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The Star Newsflash, October 28, 2009:-

Pakatan assemblyman Nga Kor Ming (DAP-Pantai Remis) claimed that a police officer had squeezed his private parts during a scuffle outside the state assembly hall.

”It is tremendously shocking and unthinkable that a policeman can assault the private parts of an assemblyman,” Nga said after lodging a report against the officer, whom he only knew as “Chief Insp Khairul” who claimed to be the officer-in-charge of the Simpang Pulai police station, at the city’s police headquarters here.

Nga told reporters that he and other Pakatan assemblymen were about to enter the august House when police stopped and ordered them to surrender their cameras and other recording devices.

”We refused and while I was talking to the policeman, he tried to push me away.

”I told him not to touch me and it was at the time that he squeezed my private parts,” Nga claimed.

Wau-lau-eh, the Nga half of the NgehNga Ternganga Freakshow kena the old cekup telur maneuver. Aduuuh!

Bravo Chief Inspector Khairul.

Do whatever it takes officer -- even if you have to castrate these incorrigible subversives with your bare hands. Make sure you finish the act the Thai Way -- bagi makan itik!